Shut d F*** UP, M on a Client Call ! ! !

Posted: May 31, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Some people are dumb to a degree not measurable in our world yet..
I am sure every one of you must have met some of them around you.
Ahh, here we go..

I am at work and day is going fine until the reminder pops up on my screen for the daily meeting with our client.
Well, that’s not a problem at all because those people are the world’s best clients. So where is the problem?
Problem is that our Mic, which we are supposed to use for the call, stops working only at 1:00pm in the entire day.
And from past few days it was a big pain in the ass that i literally had to hold the mic pin in a particular position to make it work and at that time i felt like grrrrrrrr!!!

I wish i could break that system/machine into pieces.
But had to find a solution for that, so i am using the iPad today for the call.. YAYYYYYYYY !!!!   What a relief it was.. I am dancing, but just a lil in my head.. 🙂

Now, lets do the meeting, i have the ipad so no more mic issue or any disturbances, i say it to my colleague.
We find an empty conference room to avoid any interference. Then starts the meeting.
WELCOME TO GOTO MEETING, Online Meetings made easy!!!
Sound—- Pinggggg!!!!!

You are the first caller on the line and will be placed on hold until the next caller arrives, PINGGGGGG!!!!!
MEeting starts, we greet each other. I am all contented that today we will do it without being muted.

Ah, thats what usually used to happen with us while using the mic. The poor client complained about our voice echos and getting to hear everything twice, so they muted us many times.

I tell you this is the minus of working in not veryyyy big firms, yet good enough(In case anyone from my organization reads it. ;))


So, we are being told by the client about something important and here enters the disturbance number1.
Directly entering the room, looking at our faces and hearing the client blabbering on speakers.

Are you on Call??? He asks. What the “F”, can you not see yourself.
Ah alright, he leaves. And guess what?

He comes back a minute later with a person famous in office as a loudspeaker.

Now, i am trying to concentrate on what our so nice clients are talking about and the two disturbances are standing just two feet from me, trying not to be loud but fuckingly loud to not let me hear a word from the speaker.


I say to myself, calm down!! SO, me and my colleague decides to move to the other corner of the conference table so that we can hear out the stuff being discussed.

We moved to the other end and now the two disturbances are on the highest of their pitch and discussing.

I give a look to my colleague asking,

what the PHUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!


Now we cant hear anything, and i go like CANT YOU PHUCKING SEE WE ARE ON A CALL HERE???? (I wish i could say like that 😛)


But i cant say that, so i give worst of my face expressions and say,,

          EXCUSE ME!!!! WE ARE ON A CALL HERE…..!!

And ah,, here the two disturbances wakes up to realize that there were already other people on important call in the room whom they have annoyed with their fucking discussion which they could have done in some other room..


They leave the room and the next thing we hear is Thanks For Joining The Call… 😐

HAppy Reading ! ! ! ! ! 🙂

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