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Story of my life these days is simple and short.

It starts with a dilemma and no surprises, it ends with a dilemma

I had been so short on the fuel.

My life needs a kick, some sort of energy drink to bring me back in action.

And, it is really how i feel like.

The dilemma starts as soon as i wake up, or not to wake up.

I do something then i want to do something else and then something else. Like i cant just sit or do one thing at a time.

When i am at home, i feel like going to work and when i get to work, damn me!Β  I feel like i should go home.

And then at work i would start looking at watch or outside to figure out a way to make the time move faster.

But mehhhh, thats life,,

I know its just not only me living through this confusion.

Its one of those days when you just want to stay in bed,, just sleep all through the day.

But i think its ok to feel this way every once in a while.

We are all flesh and bones and its perfectly okay to slow down and not do things that you do every single day.

And for me,, am even too lazy to find a good finish to what i want to say and share. But since its a day am taking slow so am not gonna put anything fancy here but something very real.

So, just wanted to share this laziness.

Thanks for stopping by.

 

Cheers!

How often do you feel like dancing?

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You wake up in the morning and suddenly a song strikes your mind and you cant stop playing that in your head.

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No Diggity!!!

Yes, i know, its not very often that life gets easy on you and let you feel that rhythm but sometimes, it is only life that makes you hear that song.

You feel that everything is going all right and if not then it will be all right somehow.

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Why cant we believe that every single day? Why does it hasΒ to be just one day or someday that gives us this sense of peace and a sense of calm?

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Its not easy to understand the chemistry of this brain with life which sets our entire physics into a turmoil πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Isn’t that funny and true at the same time?

I have met so many people and have seen so many things in this world that now i have started to understand some of these fundamentals.

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So for one day or i would say for this moment i felt that happy beat in me and it even made my walk a happy walk, my talk a happy talk.

 

Loosen it up for a day, loosen up the stress, loosen up those conscious shoulders and just walk freely not just for the sake of doing it but for the sake of being alive.

Do what you love, do it more, do it more often.

Because it feeds your soul, it feeds your spirit. It gives you the power to keep going forward until you know you have reached where you wanted to be.

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Today i found that beat somehow and i will hold onto it as long as i can.

May be its your turn next to start dancing!

Thanks for stopping by!

 

Cheers!!

Not just today or yesterday or from a decade, but from millions of years, world has seen the power of the earthly treasures.

Thousands of years ago, the power of riches were measured in the form of stones. Then came the era of metals, which this mankind was not capable of producing but was given to them by mother nature. The ones who had these metals became capable of doing anything and they became powerful.

The mankind slowly began to measure every bare necessity of their lives with these metals and stones. The ones who had these stones and metals in their possession began to dominate the ones who did not. And this is how it started to mark the beginning of division of classes within mankind.

Not just one or two, but division was made on every aspect possible.

Only thing common in all these classes was human himself, but nobody could see it or realize it. They all were made of flesh and they all had blood running through their veins but the only difference was that some were blinded by these riches and some were not.

Over the centuries and decades, mankind is loosing the essence of their existence. They are loosing the sole purpose of their existence, they are loosing answers to all the Whys, whats and hows. All they are chasing is the gold, platinum and above all the pieces of papers which we call as ‘MONEY’.

How do you get rich by owning just these papers?

Why this paper has so much power that it is running the world?

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These pieces of colored paper are so powerful that they hold in them the power of bringing two nations at war with each other. Where thousands and millions of men or women fight without even knowing each other and for no explainable cause.

If you were given a choice to live a life that has no colors in it and by colors i mean, the color of emotions, the color of being alive, the color of being able to express your feelings and thoughts and all the countless things which a human is blessed with and not money (but yes just enough of it so that you could live, but no luxuries). Or you were given just money and none of emotions or feelings.

Which one would you choose?

I know, many of you would say that this is not practical, and just a bookish assumption. But just think about it for a second and tell me if you dont get the chills thinking of a life that will have no smiles, no tears, no anger or no words of comfort but just a body that breathes and is alive.

What if you wake up one morning and you dont have the need to talk, need to wish someone morning or go see your kids if they are still sleeping or awake or if they are ready for school. Your eyes just open up and you get out of bed, go brush your teeth, take shower, eat your meal and wear any clothes and leave for work.

In short, the life is all robotic for one day, you dont look at yourself in mirror because you dont care how you look, you dont talk to anyone and just work and come back, eat and goto bed again.

How useful does this life sounds to you?

What would you do with all the money? Because you dont feel anything so, whom would you feel like showing it ?

With whom would you share your life?

No One!

There would be no one and that life would be missing the most important thing, LIFE itself.

Life is given to you so that you can feel, share and see the magic of being alive. Money, its a piece of paper and hold its worth as long as we have it. Once it disappears, trust me people will start living without it. World is like a herd of sheep, where one goes, rest of them follows.

At present, everybody is going after money and luxuries. But think for yourself, how much of what is important to you and your life.

Dont just run after money because its future you are worried about. If you are able to earn it today, you’d be able to earn it tomorrow as well. Dont loose your life of today so that you can earn for tomorrow, which perhaps is unknown.

I have chosen to feel everything in my life, may it be love or happiness or it is anger or disappointment. They make me feel alive. Because of these emotions i write, and i know that only because of these emotions we are able to do something and achieve something in life.

Be rich, but firstly in being richly alive and then run for money afterwards when you have nothing else to do.

Lets be alive first and then lets get some Munnnneeeyyyyy!

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes i tell my brains,

Dude, You’re funny!

I am doing something here and you are running all over the places!

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I can simply tell that its only 20-30% around the thing which am doing and rest all of it is occupied thinking or imagining millions of different things.

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And then from the past few days i had been feeling a bit on the nerve. I thought it was because of this crazily hot weather that was getting on to me.

But guess what, i was Music deficient! D’uh!

And then i was asking around if somebody could suggest me some good music i can listen to and one of my colleagues suggested me this song.

You wont believe, just few seconds of music in my ears and it was like all the magic i needed.

I was back on my “thumping beat happy attitude”.

 

Hmmm mmm mmmm mm

Hmmm mmm mmmm mm

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Its as simple as that to find your beat and i found it which was missing since so many days.

So don’t miss out on ‘MUSIC’ ever. It can be that missing one thing from your routine life.

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Yeah, so getting back to what i was about to write here! πŸ˜›

So we have these training sessions with our client that i usually record so that we can refer to them later when we are stuck.

And in these sessions its usually me and my client discussing and talking, so basically i hear myself very often.

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Who does that?

Its WEIRD, but i HAVE to!!

Its WEIRD, but i HAVE to!!

So, one day i had to listen to one of the recordings very carefully to understand something and further train team members on the same.

I was trying so hard to pay full attention to listen to our conversation with my brains not cooperating at all.

And then suddenly at the next second i hear myself laughing so loud in the call.

With a blink of eye, i removed the headset and looked around to ensure nobody else heard that.

I thought in my head, who the hell was that i just heard in the call!

That WASN'T me!

Was that ME??

And i heard it again and then again and then one last time to make sure how it sounded.

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And DAMN!!!

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It was funny, it sounded so FUNNY!

Who in the world laughs like that? I said to myself!

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And on top of that, i shared it already with the team members so that they could also listen to it and take help when needed.

CRAP!!!

CRAP!!!

Damn! Damn!Damn!

Why did i share it already? I was laughing in my head and saying to myself

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Didn’t realize i should have heard it first and then could have chopped the parts where i was laughing so bad.

LOL!

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Now everybody would be laughing hearing me laugh like an alien πŸ˜›

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But never mind, then i realized may be if they will be dedicated enough towards work then they won’t notice or if they notice then it will give them a reason to smile or laugh.

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And i guess that’s a good thing to spread happiness, no matter that at times you are making a joke of yourself (I had to convince myself after all, lol).

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He he

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And am very sure that if you will ever hear yourself laugh then you will find yourself funny too.

So i believe that am not the only WEIRD one on this Planet!! πŸ˜€

But yeah, am sure now on i will be careful while recording such things.:P

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Till then,

Stay WEIRD, Stay HAPPY!!

Happy Reading!

What are dreams? Have you ever given it a thought?

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They sound so Dreamy!

They sound so Dreamy!

I barely sleep without a dream. Sometimes its good and sometimes it is not. I can also say that its been ages since i slept like a baby.

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Why?

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Its simple because at times i get these scary dreams that i wake up scared like hell.

And then there are dreams where you see yourself falling from a top of unimaginably tall building.

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There are good dreams as well, where you meet your favorite stars, dance with them( I, in real had a dream where i was dancing with my favorite actor. I still remember i was wearing a beautiful red gown in the dream :P) LOL

Or you go to places that don’t even exist in real world or you are speaking some god knows what language in the dream and when you wake up you are thinking hard to remember what was the language as well the dream.

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Then there are times when you just simply wake up in the middle of the night for no reason and then it takes almost rest of the night to fall asleep.

Trust me that is the worst as you don’t have enough energy to do anything, neither are you able to sleep. And you just lie and stare in the darkness, sometimes with millions of thoughts dancing above your head and at times an empty echoing head.

Just look

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I always wonder what importance or meaning does the dreams hold.

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Are they trying to tell us about something?

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Are these some kind of warnings about futuristic events?

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As per the science, dreams are nothing but just how the brains work when we are asleep.

Yeah Right!

Yeah Right!

Or we can say, its party time for our brains to do and go wherever it would like to go and do without any restrictions from the heart and world.

Dance.

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So why get into the technicalities. πŸ˜›

Just enjoy the fact that you get to live things and do stuff even in your sleep. If they are good then be happy about it and if they are not then also be happy about it because that wasn’t the reality but just the dream. πŸ™‚

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Its as easy as you want and all that you can do about is NOTHING!

Because its not real, its just a theory or a concept that we have been taught. But with me, at times i tell my brains, dude, you gotta stop it and let me have some sound sleep. But then again as i said its nothing in our hand, i just try and then my brains get distracted by thoughts calling it for another party night. πŸ˜›

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Well, on this peaceful as well as a dreamy note, i end my post here. Till then, you all have a fabulous time!

Cheers!