Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

There was a man once, who lived for the world and never cared for himself.

All his life, he tried doing the best for people around him, his family or friends. Then he got married and he loved his wife with all his heart and soul.

And then they had 3 beautiful children, 2 girls and a boy.

Father was there for all of them, to mother he was the perfect husband and to kids he would be the father as well as the mother. And he would do more for them then the mother would do. He would find a different kind of peace and satisfaction in it and never complained anything about it.

One of the little tales from childhood goes like this:

So his two girls were like, elder one must be around 10 yrs old and the younger was 6 yrs.

Since he wanted his kids to be ahead in every field so he enrolled the girls into dancing lessons.

Every day after school, he would come from work and drop his girls off to the dancing lessons and then pick them up again after the classes.

Day after day, as they ;earned to dance, the two little ones got into a new habit.

Every time they would walk in the house they would just walk dancing. And not just walk,, soon they were in the habit of dancing even while standing.

And the father would call them to talk to them and they would just stand their and do their own little dance or would just practice some sort of steps.

He would yell at them and ask them to at least stand straight but they still would not because it was like their could not control their dancing and it was just coming out on its own.

Its hilarious when they think about it now.

Everything is gone, the dance, the laughter and their old man but all they have is some of these memories in the heart.

On a shelf, there is a chest she says where she has kept all of his memories safe and every once in a while she goes inside her heart, opens that chest and go through all of them to get a feeling of her old man, her father, her world.

His little girls are woman now, once his princess’s are now in a world without him.

They live every day remembering him, thinking what he would do, say or suggest them on how to get through the roughness of the world.

Thank you PAPA for making us What we ARE Today!

From,

The lil One

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How often do you feel like dancing?

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You wake up in the morning and suddenly a song strikes your mind and you cant stop playing that in your head.

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No Diggity!!!

Yes, i know, its not very often that life gets easy on you and let you feel that rhythm but sometimes, it is only life that makes you hear that song.

You feel that everything is going all right and if not then it will be all right somehow.

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Why cant we believe that every single day? Why does it hasย to be just one day or someday that gives us this sense of peace and a sense of calm?

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Its not easy to understand the chemistry of this brain with life which sets our entire physics into a turmoil ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Isn’t that funny and true at the same time?

I have met so many people and have seen so many things in this world that now i have started to understand some of these fundamentals.

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So for one day or i would say for this moment i felt that happy beat in me and it even made my walk a happy walk, my talk a happy talk.

 

Loosen it up for a day, loosen up the stress, loosen up those conscious shoulders and just walk freely not just for the sake of doing it but for the sake of being alive.

Do what you love, do it more, do it more often.

Because it feeds your soul, it feeds your spirit. It gives you the power to keep going forward until you know you have reached where you wanted to be.

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Today i found that beat somehow and i will hold onto it as long as i can.

May be its your turn next to start dancing!

Thanks for stopping by!

 

Cheers!!

Sometimes i tell my brains,

Dude, You’re funny!

I am doing something here and you are running all over the places!

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I can simply tell that its only 20-30% around the thing which am doing and rest all of it is occupied thinking or imagining millions of different things.

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And then from the past few days i had been feeling a bit on the nerve. I thought it was because of this crazily hot weather that was getting on to me.

But guess what, i was Music deficient! D’uh!

And then i was asking around if somebody could suggest me some good music i can listen to and one of my colleagues suggested me this song.

You wont believe, just few seconds of music in my ears and it was like all the magic i needed.

I was back on my “thumping beat happy attitude”.

 

Hmmm mmm mmmm mm

Hmmm mmm mmmm mm

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Its as simple as that to find your beat and i found it which was missing since so many days.

So don’t miss out on ‘MUSIC’ ever. It can be that missing one thing from your routine life.

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Yeah, so getting back to what i was about to write here! ๐Ÿ˜›

So we have these training sessions with our client that i usually record so that we can refer to them later when we are stuck.

And in these sessions its usually me and my client discussing and talking, so basically i hear myself very often.

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Who does that?

Its WEIRD, but i HAVE to!!

Its WEIRD, but i HAVE to!!

So, one day i had to listen to one of the recordings very carefully to understand something and further train team members on the same.

I was trying so hard to pay full attention to listen to our conversation with my brains not cooperating at all.

And then suddenly at the next second i hear myself laughing so loud in the call.

With a blink of eye, i removed the headset and looked around to ensure nobody else heard that.

I thought in my head, who the hell was that i just heard in the call!

That WASN'T me!

Was that ME??

And i heard it again and then again and then one last time to make sure how it sounded.

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And DAMN!!!

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It was funny, it sounded so FUNNY!

Who in the world laughs like that? I said to myself!

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And on top of that, i shared it already with the team members so that they could also listen to it and take help when needed.

CRAP!!!

CRAP!!!

Damn! Damn!Damn!

Why did i share it already? I was laughing in my head and saying to myself

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Didn’t realize i should have heard it first and then could have chopped the parts where i was laughing so bad.

LOL!

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Now everybody would be laughing hearing me laugh like an alien ๐Ÿ˜›

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But never mind, then i realized may be if they will be dedicated enough towards work then they won’t notice or if they notice then it will give them a reason to smile or laugh.

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And i guess that’s a good thing to spread happiness, no matter that at times you are making a joke of yourself (I had to convince myself after all, lol).

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He he

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And am very sure that if you will ever hear yourself laugh then you will find yourself funny too.

So i believe that am not the only WEIRD one on this Planet!! ๐Ÿ˜€

But yeah, am sure now on i will be careful while recording such things.:P

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Till then,

Stay WEIRD, Stay HAPPY!!

Happy Reading!

This is not the first time when am getting on this killing Spree. But every year, at least once or twice i get this killing instinct in me to shed those extra kilos i put on. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Let me tell you one thing,

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IT IS NOT EASY!

I Am TRYING!!

I TRY!!

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So the process starts with the guilt building inside every time you eat those delicious burgers and the junk food that you cant keep your hands off of.

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Just a thought it takes, and in morning you put that alarm to snooze which you set last night to wake you up early in morning for exercising.

And when you finally wake up and eat that buttery breakfast and realize that, this is one last time i am eating all these fats. And that feeling inside that “its gonna make you work your bumm off” grows two folds.

And when you look into the mirror, you realize that, like a ginger, you are growing from everywhere!

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And finally an eye opener is all that it takes to get you started at least for a couple of days.

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Clothes Dont Lie!

Clothes Never Lie!

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And now all you are waiting for, is time, to get home or to start gym or swimming or any regime that would make you fit in all your favorite clothes once again!

Now you get so conscious that every time you eat, all you see is the percentage of fats or carbs in the food on the table.

You cut on all those junk foods and the heavenly sweet things. And whenever you try to get off the track, your inner self doesn’t let you.

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So you start your exercising schedule one day. Funniest or i would say the weirdest thing that happens is that, with just a few minutes work out session, you are already able to see the results on your body. LOL (That’s just an illusion i know!)

Its WOrKiNg!!!

Its WOrKiNg!!!

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But trust me, that gives your self esteem a lot of boost to continue it for a few more days as one day showed such good results then what wonders a regular one week can do.

So you gear up everyday for a couple of days and work out like nothing can stop you now from getting in shape.

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And then ONE DAY, IT HAPPENS, either you get a lot of work(if you are working) or you get sleep deficient or you haven’t had sufficient food that day etc etc.

And, you take off from your exercise routine that day.

You decide to WoRk OuT TomoRRoW!

You decide to WoRk OuT TomoRRoW!

 

So that one day extends to two days then three then four then a week and then to the time when you get back to the point where you started. And that’s how this cycle keeps on repeating.

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You eat, you realize, you realize some more, you exercise a lot, you exercise a bit and then you stop exercising and you start eating again and it goes on.

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I am not sure how many of you go through this but i definitely follow this pattern. Duration of eating and work out keeps on fluctuating but for sure, exercising time is no where close to how much i eat. ๐Ÿ˜›

But i am happy anyways because it allows you to eat all the things that you love for sometime as you know that after a while you will be working hard to the after effects of those things.

Best thing about this pattern is that you wouldn’t be depriving yourself of the foods you love.. ๐Ÿ˜›

Happy Reading,

Cheers!

Mystery POOpEr!!

Posted: December 9, 2015 in Happiness, Humor, Life, Nature
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Toilet humor is certainly funny but i know majority of people in the world would react like EEEwwwwWWW!

But to ME?

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I don’t get it, its a part of natural phenomenon of our body but when somebody is eating and you said something around poop then they will be like, Man, i cant eat now.

I always wonder when they react in that manner, are they imagining poop in place of their food or what?

OWWw! The sick FeelinG

OWWw! The sick FeelinG on their Faces!

In this scenario i might look a little insensitive besides being a girl but i really don’t get the logic behind it.

And can you believe i have come across some, one of a kind people who gets this sick feeling even by the name of lizards and cockroaches.

SERIOUSLY?

SERIOUSLY!

 

Well, yeah! All kind of people are found on our planet. However i am writing this one to share one funny incident from work. I am sure some of you guys must had experienced this ALREADY.

So it was just another regular day at work and since i try to drink a lot of water so its natural that i have to use the washroom a lot.

And toilets in the offices are usually like three four compartments with wooden partitions so if somebody is even breathing a lil louder then you can hear that as well.

So you can very well imagine that if somebody is having a bad stomach day then they will be like a toilet performer and the people in other compartments will be the audience.

So that’s exactly what happened with me!

Hey, i was the audience this time and if in case i have a bad stomach day then i make sure that the auditorium is empty and i am the lone performer as well as the only audience. I don’t want to trouble others ๐Ÿ˜›

So when i entered i saw that first compartment was busy so i left the immediate next one to it and went into the last one.

And after a minute the concert started. At once i didn’t believe my ears but then there were two three different sounds, so clear that anyone from a distance would know that the person inside is having a bad time pooping

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And i knew i had just heard a live performance. LOL

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I came out and wanted to meet this brave performer but she remained behind the scenes.

Since we have not much of a strength on our floor, so i tried to find out that missing person but could not

And it still is a mystery: Who was that Bombastic Performer?

And thankfully i don’t know who that was else every time when i would meet them i will definitely have a flashback from the day. ๐Ÿ˜›

LOL

LOL

Happy Reading!

Cheers

 

Yayy!! I am so happy that i started the swimming lessons a couple of weeks ago. It feels like it is one of the best things i decided to take on lately.

Firstly, i love where this pool is located. Its basically a pool in a college campus. And that campus, oh my god, it is unbelievably green and beautiful. And to add on to the beauty of that place are these incredible birds, peacocks. Not one or two, but a lot of them.

I tried to capture one of them. ๐Ÿ™‚ but they are too camera conscious so always run away whenever they see me around. ๐Ÿ˜›

Shy Birds!

Shy Birds!

I hope you can picture what i am talking about here. Hey, hold on, here is a glimpse of it for you all.

Close To Nature!

Close To Nature!

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That is the way to swimming pool.

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It’s all Greeeen!!

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I can jog here as well! :)

I can jog here as well! ๐Ÿ™‚

Here is the pool!

I cannot explain in words that how wonderful it feels to be in water

The Poool!

The Poool!

So its been only two weeks since i started and i am learning really fast and an able to swim in one breath. ๐Ÿ™‚

Well, i am still working on learning the technique of breathing and it will take few more days but i am sure i will learn that too.

So the time slot when i go for a swim is the slot where people of all age groups can come.

So from kids to young to mid aged to oldies, people of all age group can be seen here.

Well, its compulsory to wear caps in the pool so that no hair etc can contaminate the water.

But..

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What about the BODYย hair???

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Men, they don’t wear full costumes like females. And i was surprised and disgusted the most when i saw a huge man, appears to be wearing a hair costume came to the pool.

It was like his body hair were swaying in the water.

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I know you are imagining that! :P

I know you are imagining that! ๐Ÿ˜›

Yes, i am saying it right.

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He had so many hair on his body that it appeared like he was wearing a costume made out of human hair.

And when i saw him, the only thought i got in my head was, why is he allowed in the pool without wearing a full bodyย cap?

Disgusted

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Here i was so mesmerized by the beauty of this pool and its surroundings and then stuck me the hairy reality. Lol

Felt like it was the perfect spot for me to relax and enjoy but well, nothing is perfect.

And this imperfection is like

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

I changed my timing a bit to make sure that i do not see that man anymore, not that it’s his fault in all this but it does feel a lil uncomfortable to swim when he is in the pool.

But fortunately i never saw him again and i hope i don’t either.

Otherwise, i am so much in love with water and swimming.

Well, in so much of excitement for the swimming lessons, one day i dived into the pool and sprained my neck.. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

And since then i had beenย resisting it for a while. As, if go into water and try to swim, it hurts like hell so i have decided on giving it a rest for a couple of days.

Can’t tell you how much i am dying to get into water and swim(i know i am just a beginner) but it’s like you have are hungry and you can’t eat the pizza being served.

No, You have no clue how much i MISSSS it!

No, You have no clue how much i MISSSS it!

But anyway, that is life, the things you love are not easy and they always hurt you the most..

WoW! It did implied to the life as well. Am glad that i am getting better and thankful to god that i will be able to join it back soon hopefully.

Until then enjoy whatever comes your way because it is gonna happen anyway!

Cheers!
Keep Smiling!ย ๐Ÿ™‚

I had been away from writing for a long time. And i always used to wonder how is that possible. As i always thought that writing and sharing my thoughts here, is a channel to speak out whats inside of me.

But guess what, not writing, not sharing with the world about my perspective became a comfort zone for me.

So here i am getting out of my comfort zone and writing about whats going on these days.

Iย  had been always a kind of person who tries to do things in the easiest way. But hey, i try doing it that way but i end up doing it in the most complicated manner.

I was wondering and thinking hard about the concept of comfort zone. And i came up with these thoughts:

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  1. Lazy Brains

Comfort zone is nothing but the state when our mind is too lazy to get its ass to work and hence it forecasts the message that whatever is going on is the best or is acceptable. And, as a result we just sit back and do nothing about the things we want.

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2. Outcome seems like a dream

So this one is the most important factor or i would say the whole sole factor. You try and had been putting more than you have into something and then with time, with all the struggle you had been doing, it looses its charm. You no more crave for it as you have learned to live without it and you have grown into your world without that one thing and now getting it would be like getting out of your comfort zone.

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3. Change attracts Resistance

So the complimentary gift that comes with the change is, “Resistance”. No matter how great the change is, your mind will always find a reason or two to make the change unacceptable. So its very natural that you will not immediately like the change as it is a work for the brains to change everything set up in the mind according to the new set up.

So, question rises, what to do when this kinda situation comes up.

I am still looking for a solution but seems like this has become my comfort zone, which is to live without a solution and am afraid, what if i find a solution. Lol

This is not very tough but neither is easy. It just requires an effort and that can be of any sorts.

Let me know if any of you have experienced this as well and have a solution that i can use. ๐Ÿ™‚

Cheers, ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚